Hybrid Cars

In what’s shaping up to be an installment series on ways to keep your hybrid batteries juiced, here’s the latest method: Women. Just the sight of certain women—especially those of the beautiful, sexy, curvaceous celebrity variety—is enough to get any red-blooded American’s motor running; so why wouldn’t they lengthen your lithium rod, too? We think they would.

Katy Perry

Okay, let me get this straight: Preacher’s daughter, super hot, plays guitar, sings, and is most famous for encouraging girls to kiss girls. Sounds like a recipe for serious anode to cathode reactions to us.

Megan Fox

Okay, we know everyone loves the current media darling, but come on, if Megan Fox doesn’t transform your Optimus Prime, nothing will. And, don’t be embarrassed; just like the lithium-ion battery in your hybrid, self-discharge is a common effect when faced with such an amperage draw.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Whether she’s struggling in a strained relationship with an alcoholic Bailey on Party of Five, or helping tortured apparitions find their way to the light as The Ghost Whisperer, everyone Loves Jennifer’s Hewitt. Since debuting on the aforementioned teen drama in 1995, li’l miss Time of Your Life has been the cause of electrochemical reactions in boys’ batteries for over 15 years.

Olivia Wilde

We’ve hated hospital shows ever since Marcus Welby retired from the small screen in 1976. But now we have a reason to watch again—Olivia Wilde. As an on-screen internist, Ms. Wilde’s character dabbles in both drugs and casual sex, much to the delight of hospital-drama fans everywhere. But, it is her role as the prehistoric temptress in Year One that’s most responsible for discharging non-aqueous electrolytes in every man over the age 14.

Bar Refaeli

Ever watch MTV’s House of Style? Prolly not, but we bet you will once you get a load of the super-sexy hostess. The Israeli-born Bar Refaeli gave us our first glimpse of the Promised Land as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl. Then, she overloaded our circuits as tabloid-fodder during her breakup with famed cocksman, Leonardo DiCaprio. Responsible for tissue-soaked battery-acid spills in many a boys’ bedroom, Bar sets our bar really, really high.