Hybrid Cars

Okay, so Discover Hybrid Cars is starting to look more like Discover Hybrid Girls, but hey, we love girls. And, we especially love skinny, hippy-ish girls who are hell-bent on saving the planet. And if these girls happen to be adorable celebrity types bumping around in hemp clothing and hybrids, then all the better! Today we present you our unauthorized, unverified, yet unabashed and unashamed look at our favorite hybrid hotties.

Well known for standing up against scourges like pediatric AIDS, breast cancer, and female depression, Kirsten has spidey sense enough to fight global warming, too. A long-time Prius driver, this little vampiress is as conscious of her carbon footprint as we are of that gorgeous little crooked tooth that flashes when she smiles. Responsible for countless misfires of sticky spider webs, Kirsten is every boy’s green dream.

Alexandra Paul

This former Baywatch babe may be pushing 50, but good freaking god does she fit the bill for a Hybrid Hottie! Alexandra is more of a green warrior than a tree hugger, and she actually drives EVs, which aren’t really hybrids. But hey, she is a skinny, hippy-ish, adorable celebrity type in hemp clothing who cares about the planet, so she makes the list. And, who wouldn’t go immediately beat their Hasselhoff after being rescued by a green-gal like this?

Alanis Morissette

Break out the patchouli and the nag champa—it’s Alanis Morissette! With songs about violent revenge and going down in theaters, a history of eating disorders and catholic guilt, 40 million album sales and a loosy-goosy attitude toward sex, drugs and rock & roll, who wouldn’t love Alanis? You Oughta Know that Ms. Morissette drives a Prius, subscribes to a strict vegan diet and she occasionally smokes weed. Wow! With all that hippy perfection, isn’t it Ironic that I’ve got One Hand in My Pocket right now?

Alicia Silverstone

Ah, the Aerosmith chick, none other than Alicia Silverstone. Alicia had a Toyota Prius as far back as 2003; back when Prius driving was as much a fuck you to the Bush administration as it was about being green (which eventually became one in the same). And, in case you’re Clueless about how Alicia made it into our top five: She’s been a vegan for many years, she’s a promoter of natural hemp hand bags, plus she possesses a perfect nose, pouty lips and a last-drop-of-lube-worthy figure. Holy bat wings, Batgirl!

Cameron Diaz

Yes, there certainly is Something about Cameron. Ms. Diaz first proclaimed her Prius patriotism on the Tonight Show back in 2002 and she’s been an outspoken earth lover ever since. She’s quite active politically (she wore a shirt that said "I won't vote for a son of a Bush!"), bumps around with other green hotties like Gwyneth Paltrow, and with blue eyes, blond hair and an oh-so skinny 5’ 9” playground of a body, she’s basically one of the sexiest green-gals you’ll ever see. Good god, my global’s warming just thinking about it!